You’d think with all the ruckus about global warming, it wouldn’t be so *freaking* cold here. I was chugging off my warm-up mile on the treadmill at the gym and the weatherman (who’s apparently been attracting quite an fan-base) was prattling on about it being 15 degrees below average this week.

Yeah. 15 degrees BELOW.. not ABOVE.

I’m so ready to blow this town.