tim: hey. didnt hear from you yesterday, everything cool?

p: yeah everything is cool. seems like i’ve had something going on every night this week. usually a lot [of] drinking involved.

tim: live fast and leave a pretty corpse kind of thing?

p: i dunno how pretty the corpse is gonna be but yeah i’ve been in the fast lane for a while now it seems…

tim: u go, boy!

p: i’ve been trying to stay the fuck home but shit keeps coming up. tonight i’m staying home after the gym though & doing laundry.

tim: nothing like lack of clean underwear to reel in the reckless.

p: that and the desire to stop making an ass out of myself in public. i think i made out with a old friend in from out of town last nite…

p: he’s not gay & didn’t know i was till last nite…

tim: so how do two supposedly straight guys end up making out with each other?